It has come to my attention that Wojtek doesn't like writing Haiku. That said, if he would prefer to write a sonnet (or anyone else for that matter) he can. While I highly discourage this route (as sonnet's are really hard, and I will be checking for meter), it will not be unallowed.

THE DRAWING OF WOJTEK:

I'm going to start with the drawing. Here is a drawing and a photo of Wojtek - Can you tell which is which!? 

P.S. Wojtek I am so sorry. XD I can delete this once Perry sees it!

THE HAIKU:

The slugs did often

ninja into the houses

to eat the pizza. 

APPRECIATION POST OF EDEN:

Eden is a dedicated member of the Survivor Wiki and the all the related wikis and ORGS! He has done an amazing job hosting RevStars and without him that season would most likely still be pre-merge!! I know that he was angry with me last time we spoke after his blindside and I hope he is no longer mad! You are a cool kid even if you do come from Australia. I won't hold it against you! You make cool Q & A vids and I have watched 2 of them. 

Serious Answers To Follow....

Hey Perry the Platypus!

OK all my responses have been disgustingly long.Lets just dive right into it!

question 1 - Explain the type of game I played:

The game I played varied as the game changed. Early tribal phase I was quiet and low key, then I stepped out of the shadows and began trying to make moves to keep Togz. I remember talking to you about my attempts to try and save him at the time, and how I was worried it might not work. Ultimately it did and this was a confidence boost for me. 

Late tribal phase I was feeling a bit pessimistic about my fate in the game since we were down in numbers with a merge looming. I was going with the plan of taking the biggest threats from my tribe with me to the merge so that it would take as much heat off me as possible. That is why Eden went first from our alliance, as he could have floated right to the end. Jake and Tyler first suggested we vote Maya. Kevin and Ahad also told me to vote out Maya. I wanted Eden gone and so Eden left. So tribes was quite a strategic period for me. Despite my tribe getting decimated to 2 people I can comfortably say I never went to a Tribal thinking I was in danger. 

Moving into the merge I definitely tried to make myself appear as unthreatening as possible. This was the stage in the game where my social game was most strong. I know it sounds so disingenuous when put that way, but it was also the most enjoyable part of the game because for the first time things felt really active and lively and I got to know you Salto people in a way that regrettably never happened with the pre-merge Pantera boots. Uruguay was heating up and I knew I wasn’t safe for the first time and it was invigorating! I just focused on relationships at this stage. 

Eventually that no longer worked for me, and for whatever reason I was spared the idol blindside. From that point on though it was clear to me I needed to win immunity. Thus began my physical game… and it never let up.

Question 2 - Had I not won immunity from final 7 on, what would I have done?

Had I not been immune at final 7, the idol would have been played and you would have most likely been my target. Assuming I was successful on playing the idol on the right person, and you left,  then I would have been sitting with my alliance of 3 against the remaining 3 Salto. At this point my goal would have been to get Zach back on board to target Kevin. However, the sad reality is that, after Kevin left, I would have been next. I would not be here without my immunity wins. 

Question 3 - Whom did you most fear at any point in this game?

Easily Wojtek during the final immunity challenge. 

Question 4 - What decision of yours do you regret the most?

I think for a long time after the final 8, I regretted letting Togz survive his stay at Pantera. I felt very guilty about that and often dreamt of the moment when I could get revenge on him. I honestly wanted my idol to be used to send him home. But again, I had to focus on winning and not on silly vendettas.

Serious answers

1) I knew only 3 people well when season started: Mark, Will and Ahad. Mark went out first… and Ahad was against me after first tribal council. Only Will left… and he went home at second Salto tribal council. Fortunately I wasn’t blind and I started to make alliances with people on other side. I flipped after the merge (you can read good description of this move below Jake’s speech). Ahad went out because I came up with his name and it was my idea. Also I used right informations and told my alliance to play idol on Jake.

I worked my position from the very bottom to the very top. I was at the bottom of Salto but I was able to eliminate all the Salto leaders. I hope you see how I grew up here as a player. I was no one and now I’m sitting in the final. I’m fighting for your vote, because I think I deserve it. I was not afraid of making moves even when I was in minority. Everything worked in my favor because I caused that this way it happened.

Also I don’t think I’m only defensive player. I played offensive game too. For example: your elimination. I was a person who said: “Perry has to go first, not Kevin, not Zach. He’s sneaky and smart one.” My idea, my realization. Yeah, I hope it’s enough.

2) Maybe it’s ridiculous but I was most afraid at first post-merge tribal. First tribal after the merge is always crazy and unpredictable. + I couldn’t believe that your alliance wanted to eliminate Tyler K. And one more thing: this tribal was first tribal with my new alliance so I wasn’t still 100% sure about their loyalty.

3) I lost control only one time: at my first tribal. And here I want to say “good job Perry” because you didn’t want to be Mike’s sheep so you’ve made a move. Really good job  I think that’s all because even second pre-merge tribal was not tragedy for me. I made sure that I was not target of your alliance and I saved myself. Unfortunately I couldn’t save Will with me. Tribal when Tyler M. went out was not that bad too. As I said in my previous responses it deprived Richie of possible numbers from his original tribemates which was good for me. I had to eliminate Tyler-Joker anyway.

4) I don’t regret any of my strategic moves, but I think I regret one other thing. I wish I had talked more with some contestants. For example talks with you were always great but sometimes I didn’t have much time to talk to everyone all the time. Mainly because I play in 5 orgs which is pretty hard thing to do + my school really depresses me. But it seems like I talked to everyone often enough, because almost (*cough* third tribal *cough*) all my moves worked. I can’t even describe how I love this season.

Funny (yeah, Wojtek and something funny...) answers

1) My picture of Richie! I know I know

2) Perry, you killed me with that haiku... XD everyone knows that I suck at every area of poetry but it's specially for this speech:

The platypus goes
Across the misty mountains
The moon is his guide

Over slimy slugs
He very carefully steps
Going to the top

Pirates and ninjas
Shortly stand near the pathway
With some cheese pizza

3) WILL Will is truly amazing person. Also he's very strong player, honest, hilarious and smart person. And also he proved that he's responsible and forgiving mod. It sucks he went out because of this double tribal, but yeah it's a game. He's still such a wonderful person and I can't wait to play with him again! I know it'll happen anyway, we've already played together in 5 orgs I guess XD It's destiny...

lol I'm so happy people actually did this ^_^

Also, totallly irrelevant, but I JUST realized that Uruguay is one letter away from: ur a gay.

^ Congrats XD You should write this sentence on your profile

Togz PM'd me his answers, so I thought I would put them here for story's sake:

1. A hungry ninja eats a two slugs at pirates cabin.

2. Idk who this is xD, carry on then...

3. Mike of Salto, u seemz nice and we even dont speak during our time when your still in the game, if we could have another time to play together ill make an effort to know u so i'll not vote u out again..

He will be posting the rest of his responses later...

part 1.

before I answer the drawing I made is Richie..XD, 

It seems that I dont thrust u because I thought your a liability because your giving hints at the other side about our plan.. and it worries me to ruin our planz, and I did what I did Im hoping you'll understand..

1. My gameplay was not to put myself in a bad situation and keeping myself as a trustworthy ally so that I can go further or in the end, and Im not playing a villainous gameplan and I think thats what some of the jury wants to see in me but I did what I think the best route to secure myself not having a target on my back,and it works because I allign myself a stronger player and it take the hit on me..

2.Decisions I made throughout the game is to side with salto, eventhough I owe the pantera tribe by choicing me over their tribemates I still put my loyalty at salto

3.I think I did my part because Im not here if I didn't take care what my relationship at pantera people.. I talked some of the people who I think can vote with me,like maya and eden before.. richie told me that if we lost another immunity challenge he said Im the next to go but I think their mindset was I deserve a longer stay at the game rather than their other tribemates and I think that kept me alive in this game..

4. your boot,because I know kevin wants zac out in that time and I still insist to vote with woj and richie,reason for that is richie has an immunity and he has an idol and Im selfishly thinkin about both me and kevins safety and keeping richie's trusth is more convenient to further ourselves but it didn't worked.. If u didn't gone that tribal maybe u kicked richie at challenges and that doesn't crossed my mind when were talking who goes next

Thank you all for participating ^_^, I will see you when I cast my vote. If there are any final words you think I should hear, now would be the time.